stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

(Source: dylansbutt2k14, via perks-of-being-chinese)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via phobias)

swerveycorps:

trying to talk about anime with people who don’t watch anime
image

(via 50-shadesofanime)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

favorite spongebob squarepants screenshots, dedicated to Molly

(Source: bombshellbutt, via ruinedchildhood)

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

(via orgasm)

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

(via toocooltobehipster)

you-are-bolin:

THE REAL VILLAIN OF BOOK 3, REVEALED!

you-are-bolin:

THE REAL VILLAIN OF BOOK 3, REVEALED!

(via bei-fong-appreciation-blog)

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

(via umm-no-thanks)

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(via phobias)

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