officialalois:

My brother called me up stairs to read his english essay
I am so done

officialalois:

My brother called me up stairs to read his english essay
I am so done

(via foolishlycompletelyfallen)

cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

(via weenie-kun)

Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

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thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(Source: a-hound-of-tindalos, via ruinedchildhood)

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91, via cooljaku)

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

(via weenie-kun)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY